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All characters are fictional. No octopus was harmed.

He said don’t worry baby everything will be just fine
Just try it try it baby don’t be shy

I had a boyfriend from Greece
His name was Simon Popadopolus
His eyes were nice 
but what he really loved 
wasn’t me
it was a grilled Octopus.

But that time I didn’t know it
I thought he was into me
So we went to a beach it was a very romantic spot
I was looking at the sunset I thought he was looking too
But then I heard a terrible scream (aaaaaaah!) 
I was terrified I wanted to hold his hand but he was gone. He was gone

He said don’t worry baby everything will be just fine
Just try it try it baby don’t be shy

I looked around and saw a rock 
I went there and what do you think I saw? 
He was sitting on the sand right behind that rock and he held a huge octopus in his hand! (Oh my Gosh!) 
I said baby what the hell? But he didn’t listen. He was too busy kissing his dead friend. 
When he finished he looked at me with his eyes full of tears and he asked me: baby have you seen a grill?

He said don’t worry baby everything will be just fine
Just try it try it baby don’t be shy

I asked him Siimooon! Are you mad? 
And he told me his story. Listen baby

I was six my mom worked in a fish restaurant.
She didn’t have time for me so she always brought an octopus and said it was my little brother
She left us in my room and went to have a party I was very hungry and angry at her and my little brother! 
My teeth ripped it’s elastic skin!
I killed him and it was the best filling! 
Mommy was only mine again! 
AAARGH AAAA!


And when she came back we always grilled it’s dead body together and it was the best time. It was the best time baby do you hear me?!?!

He said don’t worry baby everything will be just fine
Just try it try it baby don’t be shy

If you loved this song about Simon - high five from KutaBeats!