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Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech
$s = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$s.Rate = -1
$s.Volume = 100

while($true){
    $s.Speak("Ты конченый еблан")
    Start-Sleep 2
    $s.Speak("Закрой эту хуйню и иди нахуй")
    Start-Sleep 3
}



Clear-Host
for($i=0; $i -lt 300; $i++){
    $color = [System.ConsoleColor](Get-Random -Maximum 16)
    $text = -join ((65..90) + (97..122) | Get-Random -Count (Get-Random -Maximum 40))
    Write-Host $text -ForegroundColor $color -NoNewline
    if((Get-Random -Maximum 5) -eq 1){ Clear-Host }
    Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 30
}




while($true){
    Clear-Host
    Write-Host "                                 . " -ForegroundColor Yellow
    Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 100
    Clear-Host
    Write-Host "                               *   * " -ForegroundColor Yellow
    Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 100
    Clear-Host
    Write-Host "                            П О П К О Р Н" -ForegroundColor Red
    Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 300
}